Shamelessly stolen from Christopher’s blog because it’s so damn funny…
Alternate names for Madonna’s MDNA tour
- Oh, You Have a Guitar
- But I’m a Cheerleader
- These Dudes Have Really Flexible Shoulderblades
- Tightropia
- Chico’s Presents Happy Hour, a Smart Line of Menswear-Inspired Shirts that Goes from Daytime to Evening in the Crack of a Whip
Seriously why did she have the guitar so often?
Very funny Christopher!!! And so true….Well, I must say, I was NOT impressed. Walking out of a concert 20 minutes into it after paying $125 AND walking out on one of my favorite artists of all time is not my modus apparandi but I was just bored and so dissappointed at her need to try so hard to stay relevant. I feel she’s not connected to her fans anymore and the concert was disjointed in my opinion….starting so late and having a boring French DJ open didn’t help either….Yes, I’m angry!! 🙁