Seriously…
MASTER RANT FOR THE SUMMER 90 DEGREES:
I hate this season with an angered passion. It’s a waste of four months. They need to invent pods where you can reverse hibernate for the summer. That would be fantastic.
Remember: if you say you like this season… Put on your swim wear and take a good look in the mirror. No, I didn’t think you’d like it…
And no, supposed skinny people, you don’t look good either.
There….I feel better.