Who gets off the couch to get the next drink (or other)?

A set of rules for downstairs

  1. The human with an animal on their lap trumps – the solo human gets the drinks
  2. If both humans have animals, the animal with the higher age trumps
  3. If both humans have animals, yet one animal has settled, and the other animal has not, the animal that has settled trumps
  4. If one human has multiple animals, this trumps
  5. If both humans have multiple animals, the one with the animal of the highest house seniority trumps

This has been amended: An amendment