Summer sucks

Seriously…

MASTER RANT FOR THE SUMMER 90 DEGREES:

I hate this season with an angered passion. It’s a waste of four months. They need to invent pods where you can reverse hibernate for the summer. That would be fantastic.

Remember: if you say you like this season… Put on your swim wear and take a good look in the mirror. No, I didn’t think you’d like it…

And no, supposed skinny people, you don’t look good either.

There….I feel better.

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